Casual Friday.

I just got back from a disciplinary meeting with our Human Resources Person.

Apparently, there were some "Anonymous Complaints" about my outfit for the office's Casual Friday. I don't believe her. I think SHE didn't like my outfit and decided to do something about it. Which is an abuse of power, if you ask me.

All this work for nothing.

I wish they would print clear guidelines about this sort of thing in the company manual. THIS is wrong, but Elliot's pastel polo shirt is okay?!?

Sometimes I think they're actually OUT to crush my Creative Instincts.

Ah well. At least I have the pictures to comfort me...




















(VISIBLE PENIS WARNING: And here, Dear Reader, is where I warn you that the upcoming images are not workplace appropriate. Wait until you get home to check them out. You can thank me later.)










Still with me?
Okay. You've been warned.















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Don't ask me where I got them. The answer was, and always will be, the Internet.
I don't know who that guy is.
Or why he agreed to have that done to him.
Once again, this Cavalcade of Hilarity comes from the Amazing Depths of the "Found this on Google, while searching for something completely unrelated, with Safe Search Off" file.